Candice Swanepoel.... How do I even begin to explain Candice Swanepoel? Candice Swanepoel is flawless. She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. I hear her hair's insured for $10,000. I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Her favourite movie is Varsity Blues. One time she met John Stamos on a plane... - And he told her that she was pretty.
One time she punched me in the face... it was AWESOME.